100 things I love about Iman

I love...

1. her laugh
2. her face (it's just... *chef's kiss*)
3. how she treats everyone she meets like they're her best friend
4. when we stay up way too late together looking at one really specific thing on the internet and we're just straight vibin
5. her hair (10/10 super pretty)
6. that she always smells nice (or like garlic (which is also nice))
7. how passionate she is about hookahs
8. the way she confidently says "i've never heard of that in my life" even when it's something we've talked about multiple times
9. the sound she makes when she eats a tasty food she made
10. the amount of onions and garlic that's in her tummy at all times
11. that she always points out things that are her exact favorite color but i s2g they're never the same color as the last thing she pointed out
12. how when somebody she cares about is really upset about a thing she immediately also becomes super upset about the thing bc solidarity
13. her lil smile when we're going someplace she's excited for
14. the way she does a little giggle and it turns into the word "wow" when she's being especially gay
15. her dancing
16. how she ate all those apples at the apple orchard when the employees kept telling us not to and it was actually such a good idea
17. the way she shouts at soccer and i can hear it through multiple walls
18. her tiddies, and also
19. when she steals things by hiding them under her tiddies
20. that one pic of her as a kid in a hijab where her face looks like a straight up egg
21. when she's holding a large object in her hands and you can see the thought come into her head of "i will now put this into my mouth"
22. when she says a joke that nobody understands but before we realize nobody understands it she realizes nobody understands it so she does just like one little headshake and smiles and we move on
23. how much she cares about her friends and her family
24. the way she says "that dick" when it's the punchline of her sentence. that's really good
25. talking about barbie movies with her
26. when i'm driving and we start arguing kinda loud and i get distracted and i hit the curb real hard and then we're just silent and then she's like pull over and i'm like no and she's like pull over and im like no and she's like pull over so i do and we look at my wheels and it's like mostly fine so we get back in the car and then one of us (me) brings the argument back up but like quietly and then the other (Iman) is just like *sigh*
27. her hugs
28. how stubborn she is
29. when she uses her Mom voice and especially when she uses it on sean just like on instinct
30. that thing where we try to take selfies and it just turns into her doing something goofy and us all just getting really giggly
31. how much she hates pants
32. her leggies
33. how she'll always kill a bug if necessary and
34. how she tries not to act that scared about a lot of big scary bugs but she openly freaks out about the little ones
35. her really pretty big bambi eyes
36. how cute she is when she's napping and also
37. how cute she is all the time
38. when ik she's taking a shit and she starts playing music
39. that face she does when she says something incorrectly where she scrunches her neck up and she closes one eye
40. her watermelon eyeshadow
41. her eyebrows
42. how she's super warm and it makes snuggling her real good when it's cold
43. her lil kisses
44. when im taking a video and she does that smile with her mouth closed and her chin up. good shit
45. going thrift shopping with her
46. her full-body shivy when alcohol tastes gross
47. how she says "shivy" instead of "shiver"
48. how her smile looks like this :3
49. how she buys so many really high heels even though she almost never has a chance to wear them. idk why i love this i just think it's really cute
50. how strong she is like wow
51. her hot takes about movies
52. that face she makes when people are arguing and she's barely keeping up with the conversation and she's just like <.< ...... >.> ...... <.<
53. when she's kinda racist but like in a european way where i can't tell the difference between any of the ethnicities she's shitting on
54. how she loves things so hard sometimes it feels like a physical force
55. holding her hand
56. the way she sometimes busts open my door like a wacky neighbor in a sitcom
57. when she gets really excited about science
58. driving to peoria with her to eat specific fast food things we haven't tried before
59. how she always wants to help people
60. the way she says "oh my GOD" when something is really wild and also
61. the way she bugs her eyes out when she says it
62. her sense of humor
63. that thing where she makes grabby hands and smacks her lips (idk what to call it)
64. how good she is at shit talking people and
65. how good she is at finding things to love about people
66. the way she laughs in the videos of her with her baby cousins
67. how smart she is
68. when she says something about her childhood that's super super gay and then she's like how did i not KNOW???
69. nice (also i love her butt obv)
70. how i'm her emergency contact at that one hospital (we should probably change that)
71. how she has no idea what direction she is going at literally any time ever
72. when she gets scared and she does that slavic "aye!" kinda shout
73. that face/laugh she makes when she calls a relative she hasn't talked to in a little bit and they make a joke
74. when anyone mentions any physical ailment and she's like oh i have tea that'll fix that
75. the way she says "dude"
76. how much she loves fishes
77. her mermaid obsession and
78. her fairy obsession and
79. how much she likes sparkly pretty things
80. her music taste
81. when she falls for something really easily over and over again bc she's so trusting and warm-hearted
82. the big stomps she does in the snow
83. her bosnian lessons
84. when she gives little pats on the butt
85. how good she is at identifying the most fun and interesting people in a room/class/party and then befriending them
86. her obsession with mayo (specifically how she has special mayo that nobody can touch except for john that one time when he asked to taste it and she gave him like a tiny little dot of it on his finger to lick)
87. when the ladies at perkins think we're dating bc whenever we go to a restaurant together she's gotta hold my hand and be like wow what a nice date
88. that face she gets when she's concentrating where her whole expression is just ._.
89. when she gets real upset that you walked over her legs bc now she won't grow :(
90. how babies and small animals love her bc like... they Know
91. the way she knocks on room doors so so quietly like they're gonna explode but has no problem shouting super loud across the apartment
92. her freckles
93. the accent she uses when she says stuff like "please to do the thing" where it's kinda yodel-y? ya'll know what i'm talking about?
94. really just how pretty she is
95. when she gets excited watching a movie and squeezes my hand so hard i can feel my bones shifting
96. the freakish amount of slushies she can drink in one movie theater visit
97. how easy it is to come up with 100 things bc i wrote this in like an hour and i really couldn't do that for most people
98. when she sings really loud to bosnian music
99. how much she brightens the day of literally everyone she meets
100. ...that she's my friend